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Valenjohn 

the most athletic person in the world. This man can play any sports. And also he has very nice and cute face. This person is actually the loyalist person in the world. This person may be born in February.
Valenjohn is the most athletic person in the world.
Valenjohn by deroyic November 23, 2021
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Valenton 

Brave, and easily angered.
Ese guey es Valenton hasta la chingada!
Valenton by El Tigrillo Palma July 14, 2009

valentona 

Valentona is a nick-name they put me (an Valentina) when I was in 6th grade they end up using it during whole collage. This nick name mean so much to me because in my class every body use to have a nick name an when I camed in 6th grade I was the only one without nick name so when they put me this nick name I felt that I was part of the group so valentona means that you could fit in any crowd by being yourself if they call you valentona you are a pretty lucky person. And something funny in Spanish a lot I mean A LOT of words time with Valentona😌 I you wana find me ask for valentona. (ᴄʀᴇᴀᴛᴇᴅ ʙʏ ᴇsᴛᴇʙᴀɴɴᴀɴᴏ)
Valentona culona pijona 😌😌
valentona by Valentona December 13, 2021

Joey Valenzona 

Man of Man, King of Kings Joey Valenzona is an extremely charming them, who can make any crowd of people laugh. Most of the time a shut in gamer who can't get off their computer once you get to know them you will realize they are drunk most of the time it's all fun times. When hanging out with a Joey Valenzona you will realize they a great them.
Joey Valenzona: openly bisexual and happy to be apart of the community
Pronouns: They/Them
Joey Valenzona by Drunk_Boi_ Not January 1, 2022

Valenshnaga 

Valenshnaga is a name which can be use to recognise a very hardworking and diligent person

Someone who never loves or near women

And is well known by his unique way of doing things
That boy is unique he deserves the name Valenshnaga
Valenshnaga by Valenshnaga November 24, 2021
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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