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vajohnson 

where the bush covers up the dick
hahaha Tom has a vajohnson.
vajohnson by nigga black sambo January 13, 2008
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Vajohnson 

1. A mutated sexual organ, found only on people who have gender mosaicism, (commonly known as hermaphrodite.)
2. An abnormally fag-ish male.
1. He has to be half girl, he must have a vajohnson.

2. That vajohnson wont stop following us, he probably finds us sexually attractive.
Vajohnson by Jdawg480 April 15, 2009

Va-Johnson 

1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.

2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.

3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.
1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson

2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"

3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"
Va-Johnson by Fagkiller146 April 21, 2009

veljohnson 

v. - To drive really really fast.
n. - a black cop/actor
1.) I totally veljohnson'ed down the highway because I was late for the house show. My car skidded off the road.

2.) "Urkel be my buddy yo."
veljohnson by Chadwick December 16, 2004

LaJohnson 

LaJohnson is a perfect shipname for a cute couple. They complete each other. In this name, there are so many emotions like love, loyality, and so much more. LaJohnson Babies would be so cute. You couldn't stop smiling, when you see them. LaJohnson will last forever. Nothing could change their strong and cute partnership.
A: Hey, do you know the cutest couple on earth?
B: Nope, who is the cutest couple on earth?
A: LaJohnson.
B: Oh right. They are soo cute. I'm so jealous of them.
LaJohnson by bruhitzbae January 3, 2017

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