Va-Johnson 

1. When someone has a dick where their clitoris should be.

2. A dick that is less than one inch in length.

3. An extremely annoying person who follows cooler people and throws his loser friends away to try to be cool.

1. I wanted to fuck that girl but she is so big and manly I'm afraid she might have a Va-Johnson

2. "Dont tell anyone, but I measured my dick and it's a Va-Johnson!"

3. "Mike, stop being a Va-Johnson and stop following EVERYONE!"

Va-Johnson by Fagkiller146 April 21, 2009

vajohnson 

where the bush covers up the dick

hahaha Tom has a vajohnson.

vajohnson by nigga black sambo January 13, 2008

Vajohnson 

1. A mutated sexual organ, found only on people who have gender mosaicism, (commonly known as hermaphrodite.)
2. An abnormally fag-ish male.

1. He has to be half girl, he must have a vajohnson.

2. That vajohnson wont stop following us, he probably finds us sexually attractive.

Vajohnson by Jdawg480 April 15, 2009