Vaginomics 

The act of managing and budgeting the vagina.

In Vaginomics 101, I learned to budget the use of the vagina.

Vaginomics by TheFrostyOne September 6, 2012

Vaginonomics 

Modeled after the book; Freakonomics. A different take on economics, everything revolves around the vagina. A social science concerned chiefly with the fact that pussy is the center of the universe and all related commerce. More powerful than money.

The vaginonomics of that dating that chick is rough, I cant afford her anymore!

She must have majored in vaginonomics, that bitch consumes more cash than anyone I know.

Getting married and buying her a new house, new car, credit cards, jewelery; keeping a woman in a lifestyle is all part of vaginonomics.

Vaginonomics by Heywood 76 March 7, 2009

vaginosis 

A vaginal infection causing one's "business" to smell like pike place market on a hot sunday afternoon. See: Esther Ramirez.

When Esther's vaginosis makes you'r eyes water.

vaginosis by alawishous 5000 bling bling May 16, 2008

sandy vaginosis 

A chronic diseased suffered by men who are pussies. This condition is characterized by build up of sand in the vagina which causes extreme irritability, pussy behavior, and generally acting like a whiny tool. Easily cured with a saline flush, or a bitch slap.

"Dude, Tom won't stop bitching about the one dish i left in the sink. I think he's got sandy vaginosis."

sandy vaginosis by GreenMuppet January 9, 2008

vaginamins 

Vitamins and minerals essential to the daily diet that can be obtained by consumption of female genitalia.

Dude 1: Did you eat her out this moring?
Dude 2: Heck yes I did! I can't start my day with out my dose of vaginamins!

vaginamins by Nitz April 26, 2005

Sandiginal Vaginosis

A severe medical condition only experienced by hypochondriacs and complainers. Cases most commonly found in the military among non-infantry personnel.

Non-medical term is sand in your vagina or sand in your pussy.

Guy 1: Oh my feet hurt, I'm gonna have blisters! Can we stop yet?

Guy 2: What's the matter, got some sandiginal vaginosis again? You are the biggest bitch I've seen. Rub some dirt on it and drive on.

Sandiginal Vaginosis by TA Hoffman April 24, 2011

vaginosis 

A stankin ass pink taco. Usually occurs if the womans been sitting in the hot sun all day in biker shorts with her fat rolls hangin over the cooch so it can't air out. Result, a stankin cooter.

That bishes poot nanny stank so bad she must have vaginosis

vaginosis by The Pink Taco with no salsa or guac April 20, 2003