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vaginal sperm face 

Someone who ate a vagina that had recently been spermed in
"anthony aqualina has a vaginal sperm face after playing with his milf."
vaginal sperm face by pat November 27, 2004

vagina face 

"V" is for Vagina Face!

"Vagina Face". Alone, it may sound silly, but combined with a nifty hand sign, it's unstoppable!

Make a "V" with your index and middle finger and place the tips of your fingers over your eyes (finger nails out). Your nose should be in the middle of the V. Much like the "I've got my eye's on you" gesture, but without the follow up pointing. Just a V over your face. with this little move, you can now call your office buddy "vagina face", and no one will be the wiser!

Forget "the bird", give 'em the "V"!
Just so my co-worker knows I care, I shoot him the "V" for "Vagina Face" at the office all the time. This way, he knows that he's a Vagina Face without all the HR complications that would result in speaking it out loud in front of others. The words need not be said, the hand signal says it all... "V" is for Vagina Face!
vagina face by Spidey - GDC4L April 16, 2007

Vagina Face 

To have a face with a Vagina on it.
Alternatively, to have a face resembling a vagina. This includes facial hair, large lips, and, of course, acne resembling a clitoris.
Matt has SUCH a vagina face! I swear I feel like I have to show proof of ID just to look at him!
Vagina Face by Herr Vet Kont December 14, 2010

vagina face 

means a person has a face or a part of their face that looks like a vagina. made up by two awesome kids who were horrified to find that their evil bus driver subsitute had a vagina face.
Ew that old lady has a vagina face.

poopy vagina face 

a poopy vagina face is someone or something who looks like and acts like someone whos face is a vagina with poop on it. they tend to dislike awesome things. some will even go as far as to call you a poopy vagina face for calling them a poopy vagina face, but they dont yet realize that they are the real poopy vagina face.
did you and brian watch UFC last night? - john
no man, he made me watch a crappy movie instead! - andrew
dude he's such a poopy vagina face - john

Vagina Face 

a derogatory way of referring to a female
example 1:

guy 1: hey you see that vagina face over there
guy 2: hell yeah i would put it in her mouth
guy 1: most def!

example 2:

guy 1: i need to get me some vagina face
guy 2: yeah you do! when was the last time you had a girl?
guy 1: shiiiit
Vagina Face by Kacktastic April 30, 2010
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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