Vagina hat

The beef curtains are so big you pull them down your head to make a hat

Her beef curtains were so big I made a vagina hat out of it.

by SkyyJohnFan July 7, 2011

Vagina Hat

An excessively large, showy, high-fashion, or otherwise completely over-the-top women's hat.

Gay Man 1: "OMG, did you see the vagina hats in the latest Dior show? They were HUGE!"

Gay Man 2: "Gurl! Galliano loves him some hats. They're out of control."

by Cantorum November 8, 2009

vagina hat

similar to ass hat, only instead of having your head up one's ass, it's up one's vag hole

a vagina hat is someone who should pull their head out of their vagina and grow a pair

by thexfunnyxman August 21, 2008

Vagina Cake Hat

A soothing, grooming process for your carnal treasure. It includes an initial brazilian wax followed by a facial of sorts ("vagacial") to soothe the waxed region. The final touch is vajazzling, which involves a beautiful arrangement of rhinestones. Completely non-invasive and perfect for special occasions, such as bachelorette parties or preparation for your wedding night. Or prom.

I think I want to go all the way with Ned tonight, should I get a vagina cake hat?

by Anal Hell Shinny Wonk September 2, 2010