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When the women's discharge makes a wet farty noise and sprays the bloke with fish syrup.
Jacob: "Alright mate?"
Aidan: "Alright mate?"
Jacob: "I got sprayed by a Vag Fart"
Aidan: "Alright mate?"
Vag Fart by Aidob October 17, 2009
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When air from your ass gets pushed up through your vagina and it feels like youre farting through your vagina. It is actually physically impossible to make a genuine vag fart unless your ass and vaginal canals are connected. Then youd be shitting through your vagina. A vag fart is also know as a queef.
Person 1:Oh look I just made a vag fart!
Person 2: How did it feel?
Person 1: weird but crisp and refreshing
vag fart by Mimono July 22, 2010
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Vag-bubble Double Fart 

When a female is sitting with her legs together and a fart bubble sneaks up and into her vagina, thus forcing her to squirm in her chair so she can re-fart the same fart.
I thought my girlfriend was having a seizure in her chair, then I realized she’d been attacked by a Vag-bubble Double Fart.
1. Abbreviation of Vaginal Fart.
2. A person, like a vaginal fart, is just full of hot air.
3. Someone who brings nothing to the table.

Related Words: Queef
1. Dude, my girl let out wicked vagfarts when I was pounding her.
2. Yo, my man, quit making shit up, you look like a vagfart.
3. Why don't you just die? You degenerate vagfart!
vagfart by LIMFEVER January 6, 2005
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