vag badger

a medium sized mammal that lives inside a woman's frontbottoms and weaves itself an elaborate protective canopy out of muff hair

Do you stock something called a vag badger?

No, we just sell shoes.

by CellBlock March 11, 2005

Vag Badger

noun. One who continuously attempts to get a girl's attention by following her and pestering her with pointless talk while ultimately hoping to gain entry into her pants.

Colin: Hey Anna. I know I just talked to you 5 minutes ago, but Hey again!!

Anna: Colin! Quit being such a vag badger! If you want to fuck just say something, gosh.

by thevagbadger July 6, 2009

vag badge

A tramp stamp located on the front of a female's body in the lower stomach or groin area above the vagina, hence the name.

She dropped her pants and we all saw her vag badge.

by gwarg May 23, 2014

vag badge

a female cop, i.e. has absolutely no power

female cop: freeze
dude: fuck you vag badge *walks away*
female cop: *shoots him*
dude: weakling...

by Young Reezie January 31, 2008

Vag Badge

Another word for the Teal colored Ribbon that symbolizes "Ovarian Cancer Awarness"

Carrie did you get your "Vag Badge" magnet at the Benefit? I already put mine on my car to show support for my Aunt that died from Ovarian Cancer.

by SassyJax01 March 16, 2012

Vag Badge

A tattoo above a woman's vagina. but not on the stomach. more in the pelvic region.

it's usually somethine white trash, like roses, or a moon.. with a name in it?

(this is the frontal version of the tramp stamp)

"i got my vag badge because I wanted a $7000 ring from my boyfriend"

by AntaE July 8, 2007

Vag Badge

A tattoo on, or coming up from the crotch.

Guy 1: Dude! Did you see the vag badge on that chick?!
Guy 2: No! What'd it look like?!
Guy 1: The wings of an eagle!
Guy 2: Sweeeet.

Girl: I hear they call her fire crotch because she has a flaming tiger for a vag badge.

by Payton M. September 11, 2009