VULA

A VULA is a Verified Urban Legal Associate. These are people that have been to jail so many times they think that they know the law inside and out as lawyer would, so anytime you get into legal trouble and you cant afford a lawyer so you call a Vula to give you some semi credible legal adice. People that have done serious time like 10 years or more can be considered grand Vula's.

I couldnt afford a lawyer so I hit up my cousin that fuckers a grand Vula. He knows things.

by John Conde May 2, 2023

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U'vula

VULA- being the demon of pompous, led to the belief that people could or would become possessed by him and act possibly there whole lives like an ignorant self induldged coward that hides behind its super ego. Only does it try to lash out when it feels it is in a greater position so that no one or thing can compromise itself. The remedy for this demon is by purging the host through a Barray a phisical battery so harsh that Vula will have to leave bc of the host weakness to go with his tarnished will of ways. So the term U'vula was given to any that might be possessed by Vula as a description of actions that could be considered of feminine gender in the act of vocalization also to describe its cowardly ways due to there possessing by Vula.

Watch out for Bill, that dude has a side to him that some consider much of a U'vula.

by Irishinjun7 July 27, 2021

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Vulagism

Vulagism n. the ideology and policies adopted by regimes to deny men basic human rights (eg 'presumption of guilt of the accused', discriminatory HR departments, lopsided Family Courts, etc.) in the name of female protection or advancement.

Origin: late 20th century: from vagina + gulag + ism. Gulag (Russian) is used in the colloquial sense of a (neo) marxist repressive system, based on the historical GULAG (Главное управление по делам военнопленных и интернированных), referred to as the "meat-grinder" by prisoners.

Vulagism starts with the marriage contract but is especially prevalent in so-called Family Courts. As a staunch vulagist, she supported #metoo as well as discriminatory hiring practices that favoured women at the expense of men.

by beentheredonethat3 July 6, 2019

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vulang

Rich preppy Asian kid with a nice, expensive camera. this kid went to my school and he had this nice camera my friend and I wanted to steal. first we would attract him into our trap with rice and then we'd bag him up and take him to my cellar for interrogation.

Me: *in a deep voice, "WHERE IS THE CAMERA!!!"
Vulang: "calm down, please don't hurt me! its right here!!!!"
Me: "Hmm... Alright. we won't hurt you. You can go home now.

eventually, vulang calls the police and we get arrested, he also gets back his camera... it was a nice try anyway.

by childwhoneedscamera October 8, 2019

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