VSCO girls are females that own crocs, vans, millions of scrunchies, a hydroflask, & metal straws. They usually wear oversized t-shirts & get Starbucks. Instead of laughing like a stable human being, they say “sksksksksksk” & when they want to be dramatic, or for literally no reason, they say, “and I-oop”. They post their “cute photos” on their favorite app, VSCO. They CLASSIFY themselves as VSCO girls & admit it. If they don’t admit it, they aren’t a true VSCO girl.
These girls are a very distinct species. Usually seen out in the wild with a tube top, Vans, Crocs and Birkenstock’s. Don’t even think about forgetting the scrunchies and Hydroflasks in which they decorate with an assortment of colorful stickers.
Guy: Ok I brought your stuff
VSCO girls: YOU FORGOT THE HYDROFLASK
Guy: What’s the big deal, we can just get bottled water?
VSCO girls: I CANT BE A TRUE BASIC VSCO GIRL WITHOUT MY HYDROFLASSSKKKKKK *explodes*
Guy: *dies*
Vsco girls. WHERE DO I START?! They have their stupid ‘baggy shirts’”HAVE YOU STOLE THAT OFF YOUR FATHERDAISY?!” Is what I’d say to my daughter, if I had one, they deserve to burn in hell with their stupid ‘sksksksk’ & their “And I oop-“ like what does that even mean?!
The basic white girls of 2019. They tend to wear scrunchies, tube tops, oversized shirts, nike shorts, etc. Most of their clothes come from either a thrift store of urban outfitters. They claim to care about the environment but will buy from fast fashion. They ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS carry around a hydroflast with a bunch of stickers on it. They primarily use Twitter and Instagram. Most of their language consists of "anna oop", "tea", "sksksksksksksksk", etc.
Person: omg I can't believe Karen is one of those VSCO girls now, she used to be emo.
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.
Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.