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when your va jay jay reaches your ankles..you fat fuck.
"HOLY SHIT that fat whore has a vajankle. And I thought cankles were bad!"

"you break my laptop, i break your vajankle"
vajankle by queen va jing jang August 19, 2007
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A hyper-realistic model of an ankle with a vagina where the rest of the leg would be. It makes people with foot fetishes very happy!
“What’s your fave sex toy?”
“I <3 vajankles
vajankle by anonymous January 22, 2022
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A hyper realistic model of a lone ankle with a vagina where the rest of the leg would be. This is usually not used for sexual purposes but would make someone with a foot fetish very happy.
The vajankle is the powerhouse of the cell.
vajankle by anonymous January 22, 2022
A Vajankle is a item for your pleasure and it’s portable. It’s half vagina half ankle. Made by Mrs Obenny or Mr shubert .But they always say Avon Pusylink made the First vajankle
My vajankle was luke warm on the inside
VAJANKLE by Horsec0ck2000 June 18, 2022

vajinkles 

did you laugh your vajinkles off?
vajinkles by shortCUBE September 25, 2011

vagankle 

A portmanteau created by combining the words vagina and ankle; defined as when one is so obese that there is no thinning of the leg between the vagina and the ankle, thereby creating the illusion that they are fused together.
bob: so you left sarah?

dan: yeah, i was tired of having to look at her nasty-ass vagankles every morning.
vagankle by eds_poofed_hair October 9, 2008

vajangle 

1. When your vajayjay be dangling cuz you got a lot of vajewelry.
2. When you be riding every pole in the neighborhood and yo shit gets so loose it's dangling.
Damn she gets around so much, she got a vajangle.
vajangle by handmantha April 24, 2008
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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