V.A. 

This is better than a dick appointment. It's a vaginal appointment, honestly way better. Bless up

Trina: Omg I have a V.A. with Bruno tonight!
Stacy: Amazing! You'll have to spill later....

V.A. by Orgamsme May 23, 2018

V.A. 

(Vanilla Asscrack) A crush you thought was perfect -hence the ‘vanilla’- until their bad traits start showing -hence the asscrack-. They could be dumb as hell, stank, etc.

“Damn, he was sooo cute. Too bad he’s a V.A.”

V.A. by GangstaHippie October 1, 2017

v/a 

Abbreviation for "Various Artists" commonly used to describe multi-artist (compilation) CDs or records.

*Note: not usually used in oral language, it's mostly just written

"I picked up a few V/A's from the record store"

v/a by Nick from oakland October 21, 2005

V[a] 

The hardest IIDX song EVER.

(The a stands for Another, which is an alternate, more challenging difficulty to plat song on IIDX, it also sounds slightly different.)

Whoa! You AAA'ed V another??!?!

V[a] by Ashura February 11, 2004

v_A 

A look of frustration and/or disappointment

Guy A: Dude!!! i just p0wned you in TF2!!!!

Guy B: v_A

v_A by Emperor_Freeze January 19, 2011

V.A.T.S. 

Also see: V.A.N.S.
Vault-Tec Assisted Targeting System used in Fallout Games.

Person 1: I Can't hit him!
Person 2: Use V.A.T.S., dumbass.

V.A.T.S. by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 19, 2020

V.A.L. 

V.A.L. is an abbreviation used by photographers that stands for "voice activated lightstand." This is actually a reference to a human assistant who, in the absence of an actual lightstand, holds a piece of lighting equipment and positions it according to the photographer's needs.

David's invited me to be a V.A.L. on his next shoot, since he's trying to avoid needing permits from the city to place lighting equipment on the ground.

V.A.L. by oak1eyman2002 April 13, 2011