V.A.

This is better than a dick appointment. It's a vaginal appointment, honestly way better. Bless up

Trina: Omg I have a V.A. with Bruno tonight!
Stacy: Amazing! You'll have to spill later....

by Orgamsme May 23, 2018

V.A.

(Vanilla Asscrack) A crush you thought was perfect -hence the ‘vanilla’- until their bad traits start showing -hence the asscrack-. They could be dumb as hell, stank, etc.

“Damn, he was sooo cute. Too bad he’s a V.A.”

by GangstaHippie October 01, 2017