Uvanne is the term to describe the short variety of girls. Uvanne likes to watch the kundi and sometimes a little crazy, but she gets all the guys to fall in love with her but breaks there hearts after a few days as her legs are always wide open.
"Ohh look there's a buff looking girl with a nice kundi"
"She's vary beautiful"
"Be careful she's a Uvanne, she will break your heart and open them legs for any guy"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'