Girlfriend: "I am pregnant with your baby."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
Boyfriend: Looks both ways to make sure no one is watching then uterus punches her. "Not anymore, bitch."
by Uterus Punch Man December 09, 2008

Very crude way of describing terrible sex. Also sometimes called rabbit sex, so hard that the girl feels it in her uterus.
by Meghan Montgomery January 08, 2008
