A person who hates the Soviet Union and all communists and can't seem to get over the Cold War and hates all Russians; usually a person born during the 1950's.
When he insulted Boris for being a communist, it was easy to see Tom was a ussaer.
A very dangerous species, emerged straight out from Hell (the forum of satanspace.com on a thread which debated the fawesomeness of vampires and werewolves). Frequently seen in the company of Super Steroid Injected Zombie Ninjas and werewolves.
Damn! My vampiretank was extinguished by iHack's USS USSARASFS!!!
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).