Useless tit 

Comes from the saying " useless as tits on a boar hog " refering to someone who is lazy, unhelpful, unmotivated and all around useless.

that guy is a useless tit

Useless tit by miss. smith December 30, 2010

as useless as tits on a bull 

tits are not used on a bull because bulls do not produce milk. they are still there though.

a person that cannot do their job properly may be referred to as= as useless as tits on a bull.

as useless as tits on a bull by Tom Love February 2, 2007

more useless than tits on a nun 

REALLY useless. Often used when frustrated, referring to an object or idiot.

Damn wrench keeps slipping! Thing's more useless than tits on a nun!

That Andy is more useless than tits on a nun... can't do anything right!

more useless than tits on a nun by Missy Meg January 5, 2009

useless as tits on a boar hog 

Southern slang to describe a person, place, event or item in which there is little or no value; in the same way that tits are of no use on a male hog.

Gosh I don't know why the boss hired that lazy assed guy to work here, he is as "useless as tits on a boar hog"!

useless as tits on a boar hog by clintoncousin December 11, 2007

as useless as tits on a bull 

Extremely useless, to the point of absurdity. Used when extremely frustrated.

"Darn it, the screws are stripped. These are as useless as tits on a bull!"

as useless as tits on a bull by morethanerica April 3, 2009

uselessitis

A disease a person has where they are deemed 100% useless, and cannot function in any career or social setting and are sans skills for pretty much anything.

"I was told about hald a dozen times how to open the screen door, and my boss still had to come open promptly.
'sounds like you've got uselessitis, bro!"

uselessitis by djtc October 17, 2020