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Useless Knowledge

Information that you happen to know that may not ever become important throughout your life.
Useless knowledge is knowing where an ant was first discovered might not be important if you are going to be a fashion designer.

Useless Fucking Knowledge 

Information that is absolutely fucking useless to anyone unless they want to pursue a career that is extremely fucking important to remember otherwise your career and life is over as we know it.

Useless Fucking Knowledge accounts for many people who are Google Fucktards who present their arguments constructed on useless fucking knowledge.

Some of the following fall under the category of Useless Fucking Knowledge:

-Knowing how to operate a graphing calculator since not many jobs require you to operate a graphing calculator but to solve problems involving math (i.e - how many barrels are there)

-Remembering the periodic table, unless you are going to be a chemist, then you have a legitimate excuse

-Knowing how to get out of a stray jacket if you are being towed by a boat (And if James Bond is driving that boat, you're fucked otherwise)

...and much, much more. You could probably think of things that fall under the Useless Fucking Knowledge chart
Teacher: Okay children this is how you use a graphing calculator.

Student: *stands up* "Does anyone else think this is Useless Fucking Knowledge or is it just me?"

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026