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one-upped 

What has happened to a person when they have been outdone by another
Person A: "I just got a 93% on my history test!"
Person B: "I got a 98%."
Person A: "Ok, you one-upped me there."
one-upped by Prox March 19, 2005
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urped upped Umpede uped ukpedinjagba Urked urned Umped Unpedagogical Unpedoly

Fruit roll uped 

To blow a man with a fruit roll up around his penis. Made popular by Lauren Morman.
Did you hear about justin and lauren?
Yeah! She totally fruit roll uped him!
Fruit roll uped by Fruit roll uped November 12, 2010
v. to be hit, pummeled, thwonked, clobbered, punched, walloped, bopped, slapped, or smacked down with an urn.
Patty: He just hit her with the bottle that her father's ashes are in!
Rinaldo: Oooh, she just got urned!

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The funeral was quite docile until Uncle Franklin accidentally urned Grandma Beatrice.
Urned by sarahjakethejew June 7, 2010

JACKT-UPED 

A reaction to a situation that has become so unbelievably disproportionatly unstable that the problem at hand cannot be corrected or remedied.
Yo dawg, 'dey got a truck-yard down 'ayre dat is JACKT-UPED!! Yoo shou see all dem puddles and mud!
When adding a word to Urban Dictionary and including one ore more names of your friends in the description.
Anders got Urbed when Henrik put his name in the descriptiontext for "mixmaster".
Urbed by BeefCake84 February 24, 2009
a big dark colored creature.although it may seem civilized it is just a ruse to trap bystanders and catch them unaware where its true colors are shown. note:umpede is mentioned as an 'it' however physically it seems like a male. Recently umpede has also been made into a musical, 'The Tale of Umpede' about a pathetic mourning creature.
T:Kermit the frog here, this is the tale of umpede.
R:UMPEDE!still wets the bed...cumon your 17 now, why do you still wets the sheets...

few lyrics from Tale of Umpede