Urkel Jerk

Jacking off while looking in a mirror when you're dressed as Steve Urkel.

As I was getting for Halloween dressed as Steve Urkel, I busted a quick Urkel Jerk.

by Satans Buttpussy January 22, 2011

Urkle jerk

The act of skeeting on Someones valuables. Then, upon their discovery of the soiled product say "did I do that?"

Dustin: I put on my headphones this morning and got a ear full of skeet. I feel like I have been Urkle jerked

Randal: Did I do that!?

by The Rollin and the tiden March 7, 2011

Urkel Jerkle

A fetish party discernible by a large number of men dressed like Steve Urkle who gather to Masturbate to reruns of family matters.

“We want to have an Urkel Jerkle, have you seen My Family Matters Box Set?”

by DasNastee91 September 14, 2018