Specifically one of those asian males you cannot find a single flaw in. Perhaps a gamer, or an athlete, probably a scholar. The man himself is said to be insanely gorgeous.
A hideous malformation and decomposition of the toes, caused by near-permanent wearing of rubber clogs, akaCrocs. Almost exclusively a condition affecting women
"Jeez! Have you seen Maria's feet? I've never seen such a bad case of Urethane Toe!"
When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!
With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
The hypothetical man (often a sinistercharacter who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.