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Urban Dictionary sex act 

A sex act invented in a thought experiment by two stoned virgins and popularized via Urban Dictionary. No human being, alive or dead, has ever actually performed this sex act, but it has attained a degree of cultural currency through shock value.
Stoner 1: Dude... like... what if you, like, went to titty-bang a girl, but then totally took a dump and then sat in it?
Stoner 2: Baahahaha hahaha haha ha ha hahaha ha we should call that a Cleveland steamer!
Stoner 1: Uh... why?
Stoner 2: Because, like, the poop would steam if it's cold out... and it's like Cleveland!
Stoner 1: Hahahaha yeah totally. This is going to be the best Urban Dictionary sex act ever.
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the urban dictionary lewd sex act formula 

A method of finding a variety of otherwise disgusting sexual acts. The formula is as follows: (insert nationality) (insert optional adjective) (insert noun).
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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