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Urban Dictionary Retard

(noun) - A person who attempts to add a word to urban dictionary that will obviously not get published. Common Urban Dictionary Retards post their own names with definitions of how great they are, or someone elses name with definitions of how "gay" they are. Other posts by Urban Dictionary Retards are complete nonsense, sexually violent, or just plain awful.
The editors of Urban Dictionary probably get really sick of Urban Dictionary Retards posting their own fucking names all the time.
Urban Dictionary Retard by K1LLFACE September 10, 2010

Urban dictionary retard

some one who makes random words up, bums off them and posts them on urban dictionary filling it up with bullshit making them selves feel special
Guy 1:dude imagine some one reaching into ones asshole and plucks a particularily greasy shit as one would a pearl from an oyster

Guy 2: dude you should post that up on Urban dictionary
beacause everyone uses that term

unretarded guy 3: you are Urban dictionary retard`s

Retarded Urban Dictionary editors 

The reason why your definition is not published onto Urban Dictionary
1 new message!

Urban Dictionary - Travelin' Band was not published

Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to not publish it.

Are you kidding me!?!?! WTF!? Another one??? Why are Retarded Urban Dictionary editors taking over Urban Dictionary? I am also hearing stories from my friends complaining about how their definitions are rejected.

Urbandictonary Retard 

people on this website who post stupid or fake definitions. Usually ones that make them think they are smart or funny. Also ones including sexism and racism.
"This Urbandictonary retard thought everytime a girl puts more than one y it meant she liked a guy."
"Did you see that definition that urbandictonary retard posted? They thought african americans were the definition of black."
"That definition that urbandictonary retard posted did not make them seem funny or smart, just retarded."

UrbanDictionaryRetard 

someone who actually believes everything that they read on Urban Dictionary as the spoken word - as in their name being defined as a great, fabulous person everyone loves...
Rebecca read thather name means the prettiest girl in the world on Urban Dictionary. This is, in fact not true, cementing the fact that she is an UrbanDictionaryRetard
UrbanDictionaryRetard by smash0629 February 3, 2010
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026