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UrbanDictionaryRetard 

someone who actually believes everything that they read on Urban Dictionary as the spoken word - as in their name being defined as a great, fabulous person everyone loves...
Rebecca read thather name means the prettiest girl in the world on Urban Dictionary. This is, in fact not true, cementing the fact that she is an UrbanDictionaryRetard
UrbanDictionaryRetard by smash0629 February 3, 2010
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UrbanDictionarytard 

A person who "reinvents the wheel" by posting non-slang, Wikipedia-like (or Dictionary.com) definitions to Urban Dictionary.

Urban Dictionary is more for slang, coined words, ghetto slang (ebonics), teenspeak, regional colloquialisms and other neologisms that are defined for the benefit of others (preferably with some wit and humor).
Contrasting examples:

MISOGYNIST (UrbanDictionarytard definition): A woman hater.

MISOGYNIST (slang definition): A man who wins an argument with a feminist.

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RACIST (UrbanDictionarytard definition): Someone who feels racially superior, and exercises prejudice or negative attitudes towards people of a different skin color.

RACIST (slang definition): A statement of surrender during an argument.

When two people are engaged in an acrimonious debate, the one that first says "Racist!" has conceded defeat. Synonymous with saying "Resign" during a chess game.

"Racist" acquired this new meaning when debaters (predictably) used the term as an argument of last resort. (They couldn't prevail against logic, truth, and common sense, so they played the race card to try and eek out a victory).

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CLOWN (UrbanDictionarytard definition): a circus performer known for their comic antics, exaggerated physical features, brightly colored costumes, and heavy use of stage make-up.

CLOWN (slang definitions): 1. A person who is humorous without intention, therefore is a dumb mutha.

2. A girl who covers herself in so much makeup, the true flesh of her face is difficult or impossible to see.

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Do you see the difference in these examples???
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
Word of the Day on August 1, 2026
a sign of love or flirtatious language between two emo people.
do you want to go listen to peirce the veil later? rawr xD

okeeez rawr xD
rawr xD by okeeeeeeeeez July 4, 2016
Word of the Day on July 31, 2026