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Urban Bitchionary

n. - a girl who passive-aggressively submits something on Urban Dictionary that talks shit about someone in hopes they will somehow see it and understand
Girl: Look at my new Urban Dictionary post! "Yearbook editor: A stupid floozy slut who punches babies and eats Bibles for breakfast and steals boyfriends because she's a stupid bitch and has a mole on her nipple."

Boy: Hey now, don't be such an Urban Bitchionary. The yearbook editor is really sweet, and you're just mad she put that picture of you pooping in a cup in the yearbook.
by Flamingrecorders July 24, 2012
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Urban Bitchionary

Someone who spends their free time searching up dumb shit on Urban Dictionary. An example of an Urban Bitchionary, is you.
You're an Urban Bitchionary, why'd you search this up?
by RandomRubbishRick November 24, 2022
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Urban Bitchtionary

the motherfuckers who didn't publish my definition for "egg slut."
fuck you Urban Bitchtionary; i hope you get caught masturbating by your grandmother.
by mobolaji suleiman February 3, 2009
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What someone is when they complain about urban dictionary not publishing their word.
Fred:"Dude Alex! Urban Dictionary didn't publish my word "Munchhichi"! I love that word!

Alex:"Stop being such a Urban Bitchtionary and cook me a steak."
by Fred McDicstank June 22, 2008
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UrbanBitchtionary.com

A site originally used to document the various use of slang, terms and other internet lingo. Now it's used by hipsters to complain about election results or other political topics that didn't go their way, such as Brexit or anything to do with Donald J. Trump, just looking around you can see the Urban Bitchioneers using the site to spout their own political bias or agenda with no regards to the actual intent of the Urban Dictionary.

Ironically enough, these people are the same type to complain about things such as "White (or Male) Privilege" all whilst sitting in their local StarBucks drinking a thirty dollar Cappuccino and writing these "Definitions" on a two to three thousand dollar laptop.

To say Urban Bitchioneers lack any sort of self-awareness or perspective is an understatement, everything they disagree with is the end of the world, and everything they agree with is the second coming of Christ.
Person 1: Hey, have you been on Urban Dictionary recently?
Person 2: You mean UrbanBitchtionary.com?
Person 1: Um... what?
Person 2: Yeah, the site's been taken over by hipsters to complain about political outcomes they didn't like.
Person 1: Oh...
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 3: Join me, and we will rid the realm of Urbania Dictionaria from the Normie plague.
Person 1 & 2: Who the fuck are you?
by Dusk Ealain March 24, 2017
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