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Upside Down Piano 

The act of fondling a Mans or Woman’s crotch with your fingers.

A Sexual maneuver that uses the hands to play with a persons genitals.

Pretending to play the Piano Upside Down in the Crotch area of another person.
(Duke)"Last night when i came home Torri gave me The Upside Down Piano"
(Dorian)" Wow what song did she play?"
Upside Down Piano by MC30 February 22, 2008
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upside down piano 

In the card game of cribbage, scoring zero points in the crib
I got an upside down piano in my crib

Play the upside down piano 

A woman who likes to bat for the other team, i.e like to "Feed the Pony"
...it looks as if those girls like to "play the upside down piano".

upsidedown piano 

Turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone's balls.
I think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.
upsidedown piano by kstan34 May 26, 2010

upsidedown piano 

When fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.
I play expert on upsidedown piano

I just played Mozart - Piano Concerto No. 21 on that bitches pussy
upsidedown piano by Bikemaster October 24, 2012

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
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