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I prefer music that is a little more upbeat.
upbeat by Light Joker April 9, 2006
Words you can keep
Treasury Secretary Paulson says he's upbeat about a possible stimulus package.
upbeat by muss January 22, 2008
The upward stroke of male masturbation, but only if it ends in ejaculation. It makes for a better pun that way.
I had the most intense upbeat last night while I watched your mom undressing in front of the window.
upbeat by m.o.j.o February 17, 2009
my creamy lil jit i chub my creamy lil jit <3
i love Upbeat.
Upbeat by creamy_jit November 9, 2024

upbeat he-man 

UpBeat he-man is a fucking legend
upbeat he-man by UpBeat He-Man August 3, 2020

Financially Upbeat 

" Hunter is such a Financially Upbeat guy."
Financially Upbeat by Dude bro5 March 28, 2017

Unbeaten Path 

When choosing your own adventure through a porn website and your journey takes you down a path you have never beaten it to before.
Bernie: Yo bro, last night I was romanticizing myself down an unbeaten path, it got weird fast.

Rob: Got to be careful of those unbeaten paths man, dangerous stuff.
Unbeaten Path by BTones81 June 2, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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