In some cases, it stands for Union of battle time experts. They were so far the greatest and most elite players that came into age of empires and warcraft II and dominated their competition. Some members migrated to counter-strike, and even to gears of war.
Even though some people may say it stands for university of berlington texas, uttermost official beginning that explained xtasy, and other sad clans out there that try to steal the name, these aren't the real people.
In other words, uobtex means being an elite player.
I just saw an uobtex playing gears of war, and he's really good!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!