Unpurl

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The act of undoing a purl. To undo something. To unravel. To tear open. To mess up. To try again.

I had to unpurl because I missed a stitch.
I unpurled the secret.
Everything seemed unpurled.
It seemed like I was unpurling my own life.

Unpurl by Kürbis June 21, 2011

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Unpublished definitions

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unfurl the tripod

to whip out your very large dick, generally for a girl.

Britney wasn't really falling for my game until I decided to unfurl the tripod on her. Now I've been tapping that ass like it was a keg of natty.

unfurl the tripod by Nicholas D October 27, 2003

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unpublished defenition

an unpublished defenition is wasted time

wow once again i wasted my time on an unpublished defenition

unpublished defenition by originalnugman April 27, 2019

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unpublish

To remove all traces of someone or something from a website.

BoingBoing, despite having railed against censorship many times, decided to unpublish all of Violet Blue's work for reasons unknown.

unpublish by Bill (Hulk) Bixby July 1, 2008

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Unpure

Unpure is the act of a person performing many counts of sexually activity, ingestion or consumption of any alcohol beverages into the body, and/or has done/consumed any illegal drugs/substances before. Unpure can also have the affect of being a whore/man whore, or slut.

Person 1: Hey, guess what I did over the weekend?!
Person 2: Went to the movies?
Person 1: Nope, I went to a party, got drunk, and had sex.
Person 2: Your so unpure now!

Unpure by bluesee July 10, 2011

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unpureness

The act of not being pure

Hey! Stop acting a fo' and being all unpureness. You douchebag.

unpureness by pinkisthenewblack November 29, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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