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Unjoo (pronounced: |oo|n|joo|) is a man of refined taste. One of the last remaining descendants from the Mitterand family in France, he upholds the future of French royalty and culture. His name "Unjoo" stems from the French word 'un jour,' meaning 'one day,' where all the French women dream of the day they catch a glimpse of this man. He is aesthetically pleasing, overtalented, and has a certain charm to him which is completely inimitable. It is a miracle that he hasn't fallen in love with himself yet.

He is a stud and boy's look up to him, men envy him, women woe over him. Legends tell that he is able to last several hours in bed, always coming up with new and creative methods, surprising his partners. Multiple encounters with females has resulted in him having a son named Abloh "Hold up" and Gykume. The mothers of both sons are undisclosed.
"Oh my god did you see that guy? He is such an Unjoo"
"The only thing I want to achieve in life is to become someone like Unjoo"
"The girl who ends up with Unjoo is the luckiest girl in the history of the universe"
Unjoo by Felix, the GOAT January 22, 2023
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unlooshed 

To blow a gigantic load to the point you are drained of all bodily fluids, yet have a smile on your face.
I totally unlooshed on that stripper, she had no idea and I think she might need a Zamboni to clear her face.
unlooshed by unlooshed1 November 27, 2012
bad, originating from the fictional language Newspeak in George Orwell's novel "Nineteen Eighty-Four". Newspeak is closely based on English but has a greatly reduced and simplified vocabulary and grammar. This suited the totalitarian regime of the Party of "Ingsoc" (English Socialism), whose aim was to make subversive thought ("thoughtcrime") and speech impossible. Newspeak is engineered to remove even the possibility of rebellious thoughts—the words by which such thoughts might be articulated have been eliminated from the language. Newspeak contains no negative terms. For example, the only way to express the meaning of “bad” is through the word “ungood.”

It would be ungood and a thoughtcrime to attribute this word to West Coast surfers.
ungood by Literary redhead September 29, 2005

unjobbed 

Choosing to escape the 9 to 5 rat race and earn your income by non-traditional means.

To choose non-employment as opposed to unemployment.

Unjobbing yourself involves backing your own skills, removing the safety net of a wage and gaining your own freedom along the way.

1/ Wage Slavery: In the modern world, you want to earn money through knowledge and leverage, not by selling your time. “Nine to five is just modern slavery…it’s wage slavery” – Naval Ravikant.

Related to the FIRE movement (Financial independence, Retire Early)
She unjobbed herself when she left her Corporate career and gave up her wage to do jobs on airtasker, drive an Uber and trade crypto...
unjobbed by Unjobbed April 15, 2021

Unjo Gratis

The savior of all humankind. The Final Prophet, Pyrocinical, Unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy YouTube channel. A forbidden monkey god, sentenced to damnation by his bastard bastard emperor of heaven Sitarg Ojnu. His followers are known as Unjoists and they are followers of Unjo-Gratisism
"I worship Unjo Gratis praise be to Him"

Uncooked Brownie

A mixed person, especially one you find attractive.
McKenzie: “Damn Caiden, you’re an uncooked brownie! That’s kinda cute.”
Uncooked Brownie by NahSquad July 18, 2019
An unjoke is a "joke" that doesn't actually employ humor whatsoever. Most unjokes will use the set-up from a well-known joke to hook the listener in, then end the joke with a completely serious "punchline." It is crucial that unjokes ARE NOT FUNNY at their base value. What's funny about them is that they aren't funny at all. If you don't get that, then you just don't get it.
Here are some unjokes for your enjoyment.

Q: How do you drown a blond?
A: Hold her head underwater until she stops struggling.

So, a duck walks into a bar and sits down on a barstool. Animal Control is called immediately, they capture the duck, and set it free at a nearby pond.

Q: What's the difference between a Jaguar and a dead baby?
A: One is an automotive machine and the other is a tragic loss of human life. There's lots of differences, honestly.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon?
A: Five. Four, comfortably.
unjoke by VooLaLa June 13, 2008