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Universal Friends 

1. If u have a friend in real life that you also play online games or do shit together on the internet with not just Skype calls or text
2. Friends you know in real life who also live and breathe internet like you do and spend a lot of their time locked in their room whilst online with you
3. Fellow Gamers or other internet time consuming activity enthusiast who you also spend time in real life with
1. Miyu and I are both online and offline friends therefore were universal friends.
2. "YO, Whale wanna play league together after school?" "I suck at league but were not universal friends for nothing. I'll shrek you mate."
Universal Friends by Tomatoblast March 28, 2016
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Universal Friend

A Universal Friend Is A Friend Who Can Do Literally Anything. A Therapist, A Designated Driver, A Mentor, Etc. This Person You Always Want Around Because They Bring Peace, And They Never Cease To Amaze You.
“I need a universal friend, you know somebody I can vent to while cleaning and doing homework.”
Universal Friend by Bruh Man April 12, 2021

bestest friend in the whole entire universe

oh my god isn’t that the bestest friend in the whole entire universe????
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