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rehab undergrads 

Individuals who have not “graduated” from a rehabilitation center because they are too addicted to something.
Y’all are too crazy, y’all acting like rehab undergrads
rehab undergrads by Urban kid 5556 September 13, 2021

undergrad 

Chris hasn't gotten a degree yet at HVCC, he's called an undergrad
undergrad by Blargg October 17, 2008

undergraduate degree 

An oxymoron. Before one receives a degree, one is an undergraduate (has not graduated). Upon receiving a degree that person becomes a graduate, therefore one can't hold a degree and be an undergraduate. Degrees earned after ones bacelor degree are called graduate degrees, which seems to have led to the mistaken notion that a bachelor degree should be called an "undergraduate degree".
He graduated last year with an undergraduate degree.
undergraduate degree by grammarnut December 14, 2010

Undergasm 

When you understand something and turns you on to the max and you cum
Dude I get it now, I think I had an undergasm
Undergasm by Ahshdbfhd November 24, 2020

Undergradical 

(noun) An undergraduate student who has just been exposed to Marx, Chomsky, Foucault and all subsequent post-colonial culture theory and resolved to confront and expose injustice and exploitation wherever it can be found. From your sweatshop manufactured sneakers and unfair trade coffee, to the TV shows you enjoy that were produced by networks that are owned by companies that are owned by corporations that are owned by international corporations that make weapons that kill babies in far off places. Their pursuit of justice however does not extend to the makers of tobacco products or alcoholic beverages.
As Doug relished the second bite of his delicious chicken burger, the undergradical sitting next to him extinguished his Indian Spirit cigarette and tapped his dog-eared cover of 'Diet for a New America'. "I would never put that stuff into my body. You have no idea how many steroids and antibiotics they put into the animals. Did you know Kentucky Fried Chicken had to change its name to KFC because the meat product they were selling could not meet the legal definition of 'chicken'?"
Undergradical by Jonathan McConnell February 17, 2009

Undergradophile 

A person who suffers from Undergradophilia; that is, an adult who is sexually attracted to undergraduate students.

Undergradophilia is a mental disorder, not a sexual orientation or lifestyle choice. Specifically, it is a Paraphilia. The Paraphilias are characterized by recurrent, intense, sexual urges, fantasies, or behaviors that involve unusual objects, activities, or situations. Other examples of Paraphilias are Exhibitionism, Fetishism, Sexual Masochism, and Sexual Sadism.

Terms like "pedosexual" are misnomers and nothing more than political activism on the part of organized groups of pedophiles attempting to legitimize and legalize their abuse and predation of undergraduate students.
Andy Byrne is a Undergradophile. Every day he walks by the lecture theaters at the college he works at, watching the undergraduates coming happily bounding out, and there's always an 8-inch bulge in his pants when he does it.
Undergradophile by Pla12345 June 13, 2012