A depraved and wildly specific sex act involving fried chicken grease, a reversible Snuggie™, and at least one consenting party pretending to be Colonel Sanders. Typically performed in the deep South during thunderstorms or after a family reunion gets weird.
A form of emotional sabotage in which you lure someone into a fake kink scenario, then reveal mid-act that it’s actually a multi-level marketing scheme for hot sauce.
Bro I went over to her trailer for some light petplay and left covered in gravy, emotionally broken, and $80 into a buffalo sauce pyramid scheme."
"Damn, you got Kentucky Underduckered.
1. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sports draft to spite or anger one or more of your opponents because they had intended to select him/her.
2. Select a player (real or fantasy) during a sport draft to put one or more of your opponents at a strategic disadvantage.
1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.
2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaningLyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.