Uncut Uppercut
noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
noun / verb / battle cry
Pronunciation: uhn-kut uhp-er-kuht
Origin: Mountain Brow, July 2025
1. An unexpected and forceful chin tap delivered by an uncircumcised penis during the act of removing pants, typically occurring in playful or passionate settings where one partner is descending for oral pleasure and the other is… already at full salute.
2. A romantic sneak attack of epic proportions. Often followed by laughter, Street Fighter sound effects, and callbacks to Valentine Danza Slaps.
Related Terms:
Danza Slap – A chaotic cousin move, more theatrical and less tender.
Sword of Truth – The poetic aftermath when the uppercut leads to eye contact and confessions of eternal lust.
Campfire Cocktail – When the uncut uppercut is administered outdoors, preferably near fireflies.
Fun Fact:
The original Uncut Uppercut was delivered by a man during a mosquito-infested night of romance and hilarity. Legend has it, he and his girlfriend coined the term while she was recovering from the impact under a blanket, somewhere between love and laughter.
“I went under the blanket to surprise him and BAM—uncut uppercut to the chin. KO’d by massive love and an even more massive cock.”
by Firefly Valley Goddess July 04, 2025