Uncoordination 

Someone who acts like Trinity Nevin, they are not coordinated in any human way possible

I dropped my water bottle. Oh no now I'm like Trinity Nevin. I suffer from uncoordination.

Uncoordination by Uncoordinated unicorn girl March 13, 2019

Uncoordinatedness

Perhaps the most common trait among teenagers and others it refers to hurting oneself in multiple ways in the same or different way every day (e.g. Eight twisted ankles in one week). Most often because of the lack of common sense and awareness of one's surroundings. Common body part victims of the uncoordinatedness gene are toes, ankles, arms, and heads.

Marissa: Guess how many times Rachel twisted her ankle
Steve: How many?
Marissa: Eight times in one week she tops everyone in uncoordinatedness

Uncoordinatedness by Rogcosmo August 23, 2011

uncoordinatedness

being very uncoordinated

my uncoordinatedness is the reason i fall a lot

uncoordinatedness by rustafara November 8, 2010

uncoordinative 

Someone who is slow in the head and doesn’t know how to process correctly

Wow, my boss is uncoordinative so I quit my job

uncoordinative by Tyler Field July 1, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019