Uncle Paul 

Uncle Paul is a fictional character made up to impress other and make them laugh. He is usually used for jokes to make sad girls from battle fields laugh.

Uncle Paul’s going to get us all an md from his vending machine

Uncle Paul by Wee eccie May 20, 2021

Uncle Paul 

slang term for child molester. Originated in springfield VA from a short video called big boys dont cry with a character named uncle Paul. It is also slang for the movie title.

1. That guy over there is an uncle Paul. You better watch out.
2. Help I'm Being attacked by uncle Paul!

Uncle Paul by Idontcar3whatmynam31s January 21, 2009

Uncle Paul 

When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.

Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul

Uncle Paul by MamiJ July 4, 2017

Uncle Paul 

An uncle who intercede and acts as a father figure to fatherless, abandoned, or at-risk children by devoting time and talents.

When a dad isn't there to answer the call you can always depend on your Uncle Paul!

Uncle Paul by brandedH January 5, 2020

Uncle Paul 

Uncle Paul /- noun.

A white male supervisor, considered to be excessively accommodating , obedient, or scared of retaliation, from subordinates of color.

We have a lot of Call'ins (absentees) at my job because my manager is an Uncle Paul.

Uncle Paul by 6+1 June 13, 2018

uncle paul nightmare 

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.

Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.

uncle paul nightmare by sageisms January 4, 2018

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.

Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.

Paul's Uncle by Paul's Real Uncle June 24, 2011