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Uncle Paul 

slang term for child molester. Originated in springfield VA from a short video called big boys dont cry with a character named uncle Paul. It is also slang for the movie title.
1. That guy over there is an uncle Paul. You better watch out.
2. Help I'm Being attacked by uncle Paul!
Uncle Paul by Idontcar3whatmynam31s January 21, 2009

Uncle Paul 

When someone tries to tell you they're your daddy, but they just aren't. They're like the weird fat awkward uncle that winks at you across the room.
Boy : I'm your daddy !

Girl: You're just Uncle Paul
Uncle Paul by MamiJ July 4, 2017

Uncle Paul 

An uncle who intercede and acts as a father figure to fatherless, abandoned, or at-risk children by devoting time and talents.
When a dad isn't there to answer the call you can always depend on your Uncle Paul!
Uncle Paul by brandedH January 5, 2020

Uncle Paul 

Uncle Paul /- noun.

A white male supervisor, considered to be excessively accommodating , obedient, or scared of retaliation, from subordinates of color.
We have a lot of Call'ins (absentees) at my job because my manager is an Uncle Paul.
Uncle Paul by 6+1 June 13, 2018

uncle paul nightmare 

a term used to describe the total and absolute disgust and/or dislike of anything generally accepted as fun, desirable, loving and exciting.
Most people love the beach, the warm weather and a good margarita , but it is an uncle paul nightmare to Johnny.
uncle paul nightmare by sageisms January 4, 2018

Paul's Uncle

One who has done everything and owns anything you can think of.
Guy 1: DUDE! I WISH I HAD A TELEPORTATION DEVICE
Guy 2: Paul's uncle owns one.
Guy 1: typical.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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