Unattainables 

A type/ group of hot, very attractive people you want to date but can't because they're superficial. Unrequited attraction.

I can't have them, they're all unattainables.

Unattainables by yursh22 May 20, 2020

Unattainable 

A person who is extrememly attractive, and whom you wish you could have a relationship with. however, you know it would never happen so you don't even bother.

Josh is so cute, but he's just too perfect. Every girl wants him, so I don't stand a chance. He's my unattainable.

Unattainable by Sweetnlow423 September 27, 2013

Unattainable 

Someone who has a small penis but has a very high self opinion of ones self and wishes he could be awesome like he’s coworkers

Brian like to think he was unattainable but he was really just unbearable

Unattainable by Briansucksabigone May 7, 2018

unattainable 

When you look at someone who's out of your reach.

Abigayle looked at her crush, realizing that goal of hers is unattainable.

unattainable by little peach bum November 12, 2022

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019