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ShiftOne Umangier 

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).
12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***
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Umanimous 

A single vote by a man on any given topic or decision, most commonly in his favor. A choice made by a man for a certain outcome or result.
I took a vote and we are eating out tonight, can't argue, the vote was umanimous.
Umanimous by gw245 Rapid City, SD November 14, 2010
One who lives for sacrifice and selfless actions.
Looking at how many unselfish deeds Jim has done for the community this year, he is an umani.
umani by JYSYNCE November 29, 2006

Ugandian Knuckles 

A January meme. You know what Im talking about, those beginning of the year memes that make no sense but are funny for like a day because no spicy memes are out yet.
god janit, remeber that old january meme ugandian knuckles? ugh made me want to kill myself

Ugandian dilemma 

a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"
At two in the morning I woke up and ran to the bathroom but faced a Ugandian dilemma once there
Ugandian dilemma by beast and stooge December 11, 2003

Umanities 

The study of how humans develop the skills to become a complete person and express that knowledge in their life choices.
Did you hear about that new college major in Umanities? What's that all about?
Umanities by Dr Isaac September 9, 2018
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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