Umandi 

Really tall, athletic 6 foot bodybuilder. Hates school and is really intimidating. Loves maths, hates hugs. Only salty food.

Who’s that unit at Muscle Beach? That’s a Umandi.

Umandi by Pihup9up9up9u[9u-9 July 24, 2019

ShiftOne Umangier 

Eve Online
A somewhat overly agitated and vocal state.
Generally due to lack of thought process or comprehension.
Often attributed to ingestion of particles on or around sphincter of a person in a leadership position.
Never attributed to testicles (having or using).

12:53 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Wait, where'd my notifications channel go?
12:55 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M Sort decided to leave carcinogens to the FC's/Useful people
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA Well then.... that's disappointing. Can we make it an opt in?
12:56 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA So us non-useful people can understand what all the fuss is about?
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M non-useful people? Pretty good summary of ANZA imo
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M take your trolls and your vigils and fuck off
12:58 AM ShiftOne Umangier <DARK.> 300M im sick of you cunts
12:58 AM LeFromage Mulligan <DARK.> ANZA ***dickbutt emoji***

ShiftOne Umangier by TehRealCheese July 7, 2019

Umanimous 

A single vote by a man on any given topic or decision, most commonly in his favor. A choice made by a man for a certain outcome or result.

I took a vote and we are eating out tonight, can't argue, the vote was umanimous.

Umanimous by gw245 Rapid City, SD November 14, 2010

umani 

One who lives for sacrifice and selfless actions.

Looking at how many unselfish deeds Jim has done for the community this year, he is an umani.

umani by JYSYNCE November 29, 2006

Ugandian Knuckles 

A January meme. You know what Im talking about, those beginning of the year memes that make no sense but are funny for like a day because no spicy memes are out yet.

god janit, remeber that old january meme ugandian knuckles? ugh made me want to kill myself

Ugandian Knuckles by _Give_Me_Chicken_Balls_ May 7, 2018

Ugandian dilemma 

a situation in which one must release feces but cannot for fear of others heraing the feces dropping in the toilet - "plop"

At two in the morning I woke up and ran to the bathroom but faced a Ugandian dilemma once there

Ugandian dilemma by beast and stooge December 11, 2003

Umanities 

The study of how humans develop the skills to become a complete person and express that knowledge in their life choices.

Did you hear about that new college major in Umanities? What's that all about?

Umanities by Dr Isaac September 9, 2018