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Ulysses: an extremely handsome, charming, sexy beast that everyone loves. He loves to hang out with friends and hates posers. His penis is incredibly large, and he himself can pleasure 5 girls at a time. All girls love him, all guys envy him, even the gods. He is usually tall, or has someone tall in his family, brown eyes, brown hair, muscular, and a great musician. His music can sweep the great Aphrodite off her feet.
He is making me so hot. He's such a Ulysses.
All my friends say that he acts like a Ulysses.

He's so handsome, he's like a Ulysses
Ulysses by Johnny Marnell August 19, 2011

Ulysses H. Ficus 

Ulysses H. Ficus was possibly the best war deputy in the world. Everyone who knew him used to call him Deputy Ficus. he now lives in Pineroot Mesa, New Mexico. He has no friends at all. Most of them passed on due to suicide.
Ulysses H. Ficus killed 11,800+ people.
person with big dick and likes to tell jokes that is totally awesome
I am a ulysses, because im awesome.
Ulysses by Ulysses123 January 26, 2011

Ulysses S. Grunt 

Famous Civil War general, later two term Republican president, owner of Grunt's farm.
Ulysses S. Grunt was known as U.S. Grunt.
Ulysses S. Grunt by andy1 November 6, 2006
Greek hero from Homer's Illiad and Odyssey. He was a very smart and cunning king (king of Ithica) who came up with the idea of the 'Trojan Horse' to win the war for the Greeks. It took Ulysses 10 years to find his way home after the war. The Illiad and especially the Odyssey are two of the greatest stories ever told.

Usually refers to someone who is very cunning.
He is as cunning as Ulysses.
ulysses by hahahahahahahahahaha January 17, 2008

Crank That Ulysses

When you fuck a girl in the butt so hard you can make her ass big enough so you can stick a cane up her ass then rent a wood chipper and put her through it.
Yo last night was the first time i got to crank that Ulysses.