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Ultra simp 

A simp, that will go to the extreme lengths of not even watching anime with the bois, to be with a/his girl.
Ivan is such a Ultra simp, he doesn't even wanna watch anime with the boi.
Ultra simp by Cyuse December 2, 2020

Ultra Simp 

Someone called Luis who does much more than needed for his crush, Emily (aka omelette)
flame: Ayo did you see that Ultra Simp?
Harry: Yeah he is a massive simp
Ultra Simp by Flameworthy October 31, 2020

Ultra Simp 

To simp so hard that you don’t text or talk to your friends unless you desperately need help.
Bro Christian is such an ultra simp. He texted me for the first time in a month asking for help with homework.
Ultra Simp by LilCrouton September 16, 2020

Ultra-Simp 

Definition: Going extremely out of your way to do anything for a girl just because of her gender or her looks.Ultra-simp
means people have taken it to such extremes that they have to be put into mental-care facilities because of their extreme devotion to such Acts for the opposite gender.Mainly composed of men.
Example 1: Sambit bro, why are you still simping so hard for her and donating thousands of dollars when she rejected you long time-back, you are truly an Ultra-Simp.
Ultra-Simp by Know-it-All-Culture August 28, 2020

Ultrasimp 

An ultrasimp is a self~appointed “simp patrol” marx kapo who attempts to police his bros if they seek to court a wömbans, the ultrasimp does this out of a fierce and suppressed homosexual desire for his brothers, seeking to gatekeep them from a wömbans in order to psychosexually fulfill his intense fixated urge.
Bro : “Hey QT, let's go for a drink sometime ~ u look lovely today.”

Wömbans : “Sure, that sounds grea~”

Ultrasimp : “HOLDUP!! Whoah!! Bro!! Why u simping so hard?! Stop being such a fuckin simp!!” *urges*
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