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Ukeme means is an akwaibom name that means ability
Ukeme obong_God's ability
ukeme by Aphrodite 25 February 9, 2020
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Ukeme means ability. Ukeme is a generous, kind, loving and selfless person. She/he can be a bit too much some times and can be very petty but they're the best person to have on your team.

Get yourself an Ukeme today
Oh my! She's such an Ukeme, I love her
Ukeme by Bellisima April 23, 2021
If you do that, you are ukered- basically, a polite word for f8cked...firsr heard in the West of England, much used in the woodworking dept of City of Bristol College by the tutors..''your'e ukered'' means ''your'e in trouble with that job now, e.g, if timber is cut too short, or some other serious error made, or of a power cut descends, while you have a lot of machining to do....your'e ukered. It also means ''screwed'', as in, things not going well, a spanner in the works.
Ukered has never been heard elsewhere, and seems to be used mainly in the Bristol area, U.K.
''Did you not double check your measurements? you've cut this too short, it's ukered... '' ''You broke the bandsaw...we are all ukered til it gets fixed'' ''you'll be ukered if the timber delivery doesn't arrive today, as the work needs to be marked by the end of the week''
ukered by Green oak December 31, 2011
The Art of Falling. Used in martial arts to avoid bodily harm, whether dodging a blow or falling gracefully to avoid breakinf or hurting something.
David and Said were practicing aikido when david threw said HARD and yelled: Take ukemi! You don't want break a hip!
ukemi by dave brun June 12, 2006
She’s a beautiful and strong girl. Sometimes she’s insecure but she doesn’t let anyone get to her. She thinks crying is a sign of weakness. But she cares for others.
I lost my book and Udeme gave me hers.
Udeme by Hazel😘 May 22, 2020
The sexual act of inserting your reproductive organ into the instrument most commonly referred to as the ukelele, and then playing the instrument. After playing the instrument with the reproductive organ inside, you would then be presented the options of either going super saiyan, or become gay. Naturally, the gay option is selected. After that, you would get the power of summoning rainbows at will, so like any smart person, you would summon the rainbow so that the end of it is positioned right in front of you. At the end of the rainbow you just summoned, you would find a tiny midget man that's willing to grant wishes. After you select your wish, the midget man will in fact not grant you your wish, but instead give you a ukelele. With this ukelele, the entire sexual act could be reenacted.
Guy 1 : I think I'm gonna go do the ukelele today.

Guy 2 : Sure, but can I watch?
Guy 1 : Only if you are willing to do it with me.
ukelele by TheOGDefinerOfWords August 23, 2016

ukelelesakadore 

to be energetic,, crazy,, nd weird.
oh myyy,, stop doin thattt! you’re sooo ukelelesakadore smh.” Or “loll,, i can tell you’re pretty ukelesakadore...”
ukelelesakadore by aylin22fertiz March 26, 2019
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