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Ugly Monkey 

When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.
Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?
Ugly Monkey by Eggbert Brown May 18, 2006

ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.
Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.
ugly monkey whore by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

ugly monkey/frog looking thing 

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.
They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

Ugly money 

When you're working hard for what you earn example:when your working out and u get abs you're making that ugly money
Working out*,"what are u doing?""I'm making that ugly money!"
Ugly money by Skailer November 27, 2016

Ugly Money 

When someone has too much damn money. Like the scene from the movie Blow when Boston George and Diego were trying to figure out where to store their money in their safe house.
Bro don't just have money, he got ugly money!
Ugly Money by eleceng20 March 22, 2024

money ugly 

Too much of anything isn't good. When someone wears too much makeup they look ugly. When someone has had too much plastic surgery they look ugly. Money ugly is just a term used for people when they have so much money that it's ugly.
Wow, I just got my pay check and now my money ugly.

I just met a guy from my old high school that was poor and now his money ugly.

I like it when a girls money is ugly that's way I don't have to provide for her.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026

square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
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