Ugly Monkey

An ugly person

Now what are you staring at? You ugly monkey!

by Jeff Dahmer June 21, 2004

Ugly Monkey

When a person reaches into his/her anus pulling out fecal matter and flicks it into their partners face. This is best practiced when the fecal matter is runny and soft.

Honey, I just took a shower why did you have to ugly monkey me?

by Eggbert Brown May 18, 2006

ugly monkey whore

Someone that looks like the ass end of a camel and smells like rotting garbage, and of course is a whore.

Hey piss off you ugly monkey whore or He/she looks like a Ugly monkey whore.

by Rich cebry December 17, 2008

ugly monkey/frog looking thing

What it sounds like; can be used to describe 80% of rappers today.

They're playing the ugly monkey/frog looking thing's music again!!!! Make it stop!!!!!!!

by Shawn B. June 2, 2003