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What little kids online type for attention, practically begging for an online date.
An irritating text sound most likely connected to little attention and lots of sexual desire.

Mostly used in games, but can also be found online on sites such as "tumblr".

Example: an abandoned japanease horror app game called "Murder Online", where the chat is anonymous and people should just play, but instead, kids sit around and only chat, pasting roleplaying names before saying something, and pretend random kids also chatting are their friends or boyfriends/girlfriends. They will sit around in the game doing nothing but chatting hiding outside the map from killers that actually play the game correctly, and paste a roleplaying name every time before they speak, and think this abandoned app game and the other kids on it are their life. It's really sadistic.
:hi

Max: hi how ar u
:... ew roleplay name pasting kid
:good
Syd: hi max I was loking for you all day
Max: well now im on ur servr :)
Kiran: uffffffffff
:wtf.. roleplay name paster kid are you mentally ill? Why are you randomly saying "ufff"
Kiran: ufffffffffff
:... mentally ill kid
Kat: it means he's bored
Kiran: ufffffff
:that's the sound mentally ill kids do to get attention.

Kiran: ufffffffffffffffffffffffffff
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Dog: uffff
:get a life roleplay name pasting attention seeking kid. This is an abandoned horror app game. Play the game and stop pretending random kids on here are your friends
Dog: uffffffff
Uffff by ‍ September 1, 2017
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Interjection used to show disapproval or disappointment.
Ufffff, what a lame meme. It's probably not even a tier 1
Uffff by Anonymous 7/14/2001 October 26, 2018
Related Words
Uffff • ufff • unfff • urfff • uufffaaa • Uff Uff
A term used on tumblr and other sites usually posted in conjunction with a picture of attractive people/persons maintainer of said site would have no qualms fucking
Person 1: I'm going to post a picture of some cute hipster chick on tumblr! what should I tag it as?

Person 2: why not use unfff?
unfff by whatnotery August 23, 2011
its like burping but instead of a loud its silent and gaseous...usually accompanied by the smell of your last meal. A bad urfff can be directed towards someone so that they may smell it. Never urfff in a car with closed windows. Pretty much like farting through your mouth. Urfffs are better sociably because no one knows you did it.
I had a hot dog with soda and it made me urfff. I can taste it and smell it in my mouth.
urfff by boricuadon December 25, 2010
The sound made when expressing an intense physical attraction which causes an arousal.
Guy 1: "Dude, look at the booty on that Hottie-Biscotti."
Guy 2: "Ufff . I need to go home and release."
ufff by urbanLurkin August 15, 2016
an expression of how you feel towards a person when you are extremely attracted to the opposite sex
ufff, do you see her
ufff by gangstaaa daddy! October 30, 2011
Scientifically proven sound a man makes when kicked in the testes.
Captain Falcon: FALCON... PUUUUNCH AT BALLS

Innocent bystander: OH SHI--UNFFF.

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