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Scientifically proven sound a man makes when kicked in the testes.
Captain Falcon: FALCON... PUUUUNCH AT BALLS

Innocent bystander: OH SHI--UNFFF.

-Graphic Image-
Unfortunate but in a less serious manner
John: I got to the restaurant in time before they closed, but they were already sold out of everything :(

Daisy: unfofo.
unfofo by dosine February 8, 2019

Uneffable 

Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them.
"I've thought about it dude, but she isn't just ugly, she's mean. Totally uneffable."
Uneffable by Matty B Good May 19, 2009

uneffingbelievable 

Well my little sweetheart, your drawing is nothing less than uneffingbelievable!

Unofficial 

Short for Unofficial St. Patrick's Day, this is an event held each March at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. This is the largest local drinking holiday in the United States. It was created due to St. Patrick's Day being held over U of I's spring break. Students from across the country visit Champaign-Urbana to take part in this, as their schools do not consume as much in an entire decade as U of I does on Unofficial.
"Dude, don't you love going to IU?" - Indiana Student 1

"No, I am going to U of I this weekend to celebrate Unofficial. I wish I had gotten good enough grades to get in there." - Indiana Student 2

"Yeah, you're right. They are better at academics, athletics, AND they have way more fun." - Indiana Student 1
Unofficial by Subway142 February 9, 2013

Unofficial Relationship 

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.
Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..
Unofficial Relationship by PattyB. January 23, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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