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A term used on tumblr and other sites usually posted in conjunction with a picture of attractive people/persons maintainer of said site would have no qualms fucking
Person 1: I'm going to post a picture of some cute hipster chick on tumblr! what should I tag it as?

Person 2: why not use unfff?
unfff by whatnotery August 23, 2011
Words you can keep
Scientifically proven sound a man makes when kicked in the testes.
Captain Falcon: FALCON... PUUUUNCH AT BALLS

Innocent bystander: OH SHI--UNFFF.

-Graphic Image-
Unfortunate but in a less serious manner
John: I got to the restaurant in time before they closed, but they were already sold out of everything :(

Daisy: unfofo.
unfofo by dosine February 8, 2019

Uneffable 

Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them.
"I've thought about it dude, but she isn't just ugly, she's mean. Totally uneffable."
Uneffable by Matty B Good May 19, 2009

uneffingbelievable 

Well my little sweetheart, your drawing is nothing less than uneffingbelievable!

Unofficial 

Short for Unofficial St. Patrick's Day, this is an event held each March at the University of Illinois at Urbana-Champaign. This is the largest local drinking holiday in the United States. It was created due to St. Patrick's Day being held over U of I's spring break. Students from across the country visit Champaign-Urbana to take part in this, as their schools do not consume as much in an entire decade as U of I does on Unofficial.
"Dude, don't you love going to IU?" - Indiana Student 1

"No, I am going to U of I this weekend to celebrate Unofficial. I wish I had gotten good enough grades to get in there." - Indiana Student 2

"Yeah, you're right. They are better at academics, athletics, AND they have way more fun." - Indiana Student 1
Unofficial by Subway142 February 9, 2013

Unofficial Relationship 

When you do what people in a relationship would do but, You aren't dating yet.
Person 1- Are you two dating?

Person 2- It's kind of a Unofficial Relationship type deal..
Unofficial Relationship by PattyB. January 23, 2016
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
Word of the Day on September 5, 2026
(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
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