uber noob 

some that has been playing a video game for a long period of time but still sucks donkey dick at it.

That nigger cojack is such a fucken uber noob.

uber noob by chris s murray October 8, 2005

uber nOOb 

One so lacking in skills, they will always be a nOOb.

1. Some unnamed person that we will call Chris, requests tech support question easily answered by a google search multiple times.

Several knowledgeable people carefully instruct the "uber-nOOb" to go to google, again.

2. Someone, who after playing a game for months, is still getting killed twenty to one, and has no clue what is going on around them.

Several knowledgeable people constructively inform this person, in a special way, of their uber-nOObishness.

3. After many years of internet surfing, this person still sends forwards, spams IM, and doesn't understand what spyware is. This person buys a new computer because it is getting too slow, while thir system tray has 35 icons.

uber nOOb by Viper :: BoroLANParty May 24, 2005

uber nOOb 

A skilled noob, someone who communicates with the people around and mimics the skilled people in a game. This particular person is a fast learner and is good at most things.

"Uggh do we want him he seems noob"
"Na dont worry im an uber noob, i'll just copy what you guys do to learn"
"Ah sweet then"

uber nOOb by Goldfish15 July 10, 2005

Uber Noob 

A noob that is so noobish that you want to beat the piss out of them.

Omg Rick is such a damn Uber Noob we should take him out back!!!

Uber Noob by Mitch Prentice March 1, 2008

Anti Uber noob

Best at not being a noob.

Dude that guy isnt an Uber noob he is an anti Uber noob!

Anti Uber noob by AfRo SaUcE July 24, 2008

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage 

Also known as "the grade eight word", is the epic combination of five non-dictionary words, plus the optional prefix of "Epic" that are used quite frequently by people in today's society, more often teenagers. It's nickname ("The Grade Eight Word") originates from the location it was coined, a grade eight classroom. When someone thoroughly and utterly triumphs over the competition, this can be referred to as Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

We totally owned the other team! this has been a severe case of Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage.

Epic Legit Uber Redonkulous Noob Pwnage by orly?yarly! May 2, 2010

Uber Gnarly Noob 

When playing an online multiplayer game, a guy / girl whos very new to the game starts killing his own team mates & acting like a very idiotic noob, not really having a clue what to acheive within the game and using annoying voice masking over thier mic.

*noob joins in near end of game* -

SCORE: Red=39 kills | Blue= 35 Kills |
(40 kills to win the round)

DAVE:
"Hi welcome to our team death match game, we only need 1 more kill to win the round, so go get shooting!"

Uber Gnarly Noob:
"bllaarrggh vvvvvwommm petishhhhh gloaarrhh"

*Uber Gnarly Noob throws frag grenade into team and kills 5 team mates*

DAVE:
"WTF ARE YOU DOING? DAMN UBER GNARLY NOOB! GTFO MY GAME!"

NEW SCORE: Red= -5 kills | Blue= 39 Kills |

*Dave kicks, bans and spreads the word about the Uber Gnarly Noob*

Uber Gnarly Noob by GBX March 26, 2008