Ubiscous (adj.): 1. Displaying a tendency to exist or occur everywhere simultaneously; omnipresent in nature or influence. 2. Possessing a slippery or elusive quality, making it difficult to grasp or define clearly.
"The ubiscous nature of digital media means we're always connected, no matter where we go."
"Her argument felt ubiscous, sliding away every time I tried to pin down a solid point."
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.