Ubescence 

A pubic hair product used for a wide variety of ungodly reasons.

Lost your car keys again? Try Ubescence. For the unmanageable forest that is your pubic area.

Ubescence by Sweetdevious October 19, 2009

Pubescence Collapse Disorder 

A chronic issue where after you start to hit puberty, your body suddenly starts to conform back to the state of pre-puberty, and all gained puberty traits near instantly vanish in one swift sweep.

Similar to a voice crack, but for all of puberty's traits.

Guy: Dude, while I was in the middle of a voice crack, I suddenly experienced Pubescence Collapse Disorder; it felt so awkward.

Lax bro: Woah dude, that's so bro!

Pubescence Collapse Disorder by The definder September 24, 2011