UC Merced

When you get rejected at every other UC.

What? Even Santa Cruz rejected me? I guess I'll go to UC Merced.

UC Merced by mower of lawns September 20, 2009

UC Merced

The ass crack of the UC system. Developed with great intentions, finished with sadness. Typical students include the not-so-smart-Asian kids, Central Valley underachievers, coastline idiots, and compulsive procrastinators. Due to its location in ? Like actually though, where the fuck is Merced. Exactly, you don’t even know. Go look it up, I’ll wait. Yeah we have giant crosses that say “Jesus Saves” next door. Despite all this, UC Merced still parties hard due to the lack of literally anything else to do and high convenience store workers that don’t ID anyone. Come here if you sucked at high school, want to party, and think you might transfer but will end up staying bc your rent is $400 a month for a big ass house.

You know that Johnny kid whose parents are doctors? I heard his parents disowned him because he only got into UC Merced. Good thing I’m going to the highly accredited university- Chico State!

UC Merced by Ucm.parties.2018 August 30, 2018

UC Merced

The Best UC in California with the Sexiest men and Women.

UC Merced got some hot as people that are smart too!!!

UC Merced by Black Man3 July 29, 2009

UC Merced

The newest of the UC's and the easiest to get into. Because of the largest club on campus is a Christian club, and the majority of students falling into the order of Asian, Mexican/Hispanic, University of Christian Minorities has become the new place to go.

Did you get into UC Merced?
Yeah, but there are too many Christian minorities.

UC Merced by kin2 November 25, 2010

UC Merced

The anus of the UC system, a deprived crap-hole of subpar academic misery and social depravity that is accepting anyone who applies. The typical student was rejected from every other UC but wanted to pander to the fact that they attended a school with the "name" that implies prestige (when in fact none exists at all) but in reality offers nothing but subpar academics, shitty and socially isolating location and a laughable four year college experience. Did I mention UC Merced is being considered for the chopping block? Bet the Regents wish they could have seen the financial cuts coming! Merced will be the bellwether for the great budget deficit of our time.

Guy 1: Dude, I got rejected from all my top schools. And even SDSU and Cal Poly
Guy 2: Bro, that sucks to be you. So where are you headed?
Guy 1: UC Merced! But I'm probably going to transfer out...
Guy 2: Riiiiighhtttttt

UC Merced by Real UC Student April 15, 2011

UC Merced

University of California, Merced. Brand new, just started in 2005. Whether people will want to spend four years in Merced is anybody's guess at this point.

Person 1: Damn, man, I live in the 559 and I couldn't get into UCLA, but I don't wanna be stuck at some dumbass Cal State.

Person 2: Have you applied to UC Merced?

UC Merced by Snatar October 1, 2006