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U.D. Names 

When people put names/friends' names in the Urban Dictionary just to send it to them and say "OMG This description perfectly describes you!" and then they freak out and show their other friends and maybe post it on Instagram or Snapchat or something and they'll never know that you were the one who posted it!!!
"OMG you know those U.D. Names?"
"Yeah?"
"I FOUND YOU AAAAAAH OMG CUTIE!"
U.D. Names by youngsavage69 November 25, 2018
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Basically the thing that comes out whenever you copy and paste the upper tab of the Urban Dictionary site.
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ud names 

Definitions created by depressed people who think anyone online gives a shit about their love lifes.
Imbecile: Omg I love my boyfriend so much I made a ud definition of him and I wrote a long paragraph about how amazing he is
Intelligent person: Literally noone gives a shit about ud names, please get a life.
ud names by Snow Mexican June 28, 2017

UD names 

Names found on Urban Dictionary
Most have been taken out of the traditional name books and are so basic and generic, they could be describing anyone!

Only a few actually describe living, breathing human beings that possess those names
My name is Malissa Tiffany Erica Adrianna according to UD names
UD names by Rightoutathebook October 16, 2013

UD names 

a place for desperate people to make them feel good about themselves.
P1: hey you wanna go check UD names?
P2: nah the people there want attention. Im staying on UD.
UD names by yardardar March 30, 2021

The Names Section of UD 

The section where all retarded dipshits write about their name and make themselves feel good.
TihspiD has a great personality and has a monster hulk dick and can fly around the world and beat Superman's dick faster than The Flash.

Derpina has a dirty vagina that everyone has banged harder than the boner I have in my pants right now.

Paulie:I just read The Names Section of UD and I found out I am a boss.
Guy: I found out you're a bitch on the definition below yours.

UD Your Name

The act of submitting a definition of your own name to Urban Dictionary in the hope that it will be published by the editors so that you can show your friends how intelligent you are, that you managed to rub two brain cells together hard enough to think up a sentence that you believe adequately describes your own self righteous opinion of your personality, and submit it to Urban Dictionary.

Will generally define themselves as being (but not limited to) sexy, talented, romantic, cute, clever, caring, awesome, unique, funny, wonderful and loving.
A . "Hey, I think I'll publish my own name onto Urban Dictionary so the whole world can see how cool I think I am"

B. "Dude, really? You think submitting your own name to Urban Dictionary is cool?"

A. "Yeah...I mean, that's what my life has come to, I have to try and convince myself I'm a cool person by doing this"

B. "...you don't have friends do you?"

A. "No."

B. "Ok that's the only qualification you have to have to UD your name.
UD Your Name by MelodyManWhat? October 23, 2011
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