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Ugly As Fuck, someone so hideous that even their presence provokes nausea.
"I’m sick of the PC bullshit we see all over the news shows these days. When you first saw this story all of the beautiful anchors would say the same thing: “This woman, Susan Boyle, a person you might not expect, just blew everyone’s minds with her rendition of blah blah blah.” Let’s look at the phrase in question here. “A person you might not expect.” Short for U.A.F.

Ugly. As. Fuck."

Dallas Coyle, The Hard R, www.metalsucks.net,quoted April 27th, 2009.
U.A.F by Crotch Cricket April 28, 2009
( you. aint. fucking. with. me)
Let me just just tell you now u.a.f.w.m stuiped ass bitch.
U.A.F.W.M by ur loss,not mine :) September 8, 2020

D.U.A.F.F. 

Like Dara Suebpetch tho she’s the D.U.A.F.F.
D.U.A.F.F. by AJ doCkuS August 10, 2019

D.U.A.F.A.J.O.A.B.Y.W

D.U.A.F.A.J.O.A.B.Y.W means "Do us a favor and jump off a bridge you whore."
K: D.U.A.F.A.J.O.A.B.Y.W/j
O: thats harsh man

J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B 

Stands for “Just shut the fuck up and fuck me till I can’t breathe”
“Heyy baby”
“J.S.T.F.U.A.F.M.T.I.C.B”

c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u 

its lyrics from a song called cluster, by slipknot.

"cvt, cvt, cvt me up and f^ck, f^ck, f^ck me up"

people who say it have a kn^fe k^nk.
me: "c.c.c.m.u.a.f.f.f.m.u"

friend: "whats that mean?"
me: "k^nky sh^t bro.."
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