U tou 

U tou is the perfect way to snap back at those people that think they're cool saying no u!

Bro no u!
U tou!

U tou by Stiky licky dicky February 23, 2019

get u touched 

a nice way of saying I will kill you or hurt someone

In an argument, "you better watch your back fool, I'm gonna get u touched." You extra regular ass nigga!

get u touched by Ms. Lilly July 16, 2006

U Can't Touch This 

A song by MC Hammer released in 1990, also a song used for mocking if you don't others touching your stuff

Girl: Ooh, look at this phone!
Boy: U Can't Touch This (starts singing)

U Can't Touch This by fc2078 January 4, 2021

im gonna touch u

If u say "im gonna touch u" to a little kid youll get arrested but if u say it to ur sibling it wont matter bc its all fun in games unless u mean it... u wouldnt mean it right...?

Person1 "Im gonna touch u😈"
Person2 "lol u wont "
Person3 adult(im gonna touch u)
Person4kid(oh no!)
Person5 "STOP RIGHT THERE U FUCKER IM GONNA BEAT UR ASS"
Person3 adult"oh shit i was just joking"

im gonna touch u by Oldhagtouchesgyats March 6, 2024